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Actual Monologues Delivered To My Son While Watching Television

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See?  There's James Bond.  He's going scubadiving with the lady who is pretty naked.  I don't know why.  This time James Bond is Sean Connery.  If you're gay, maybe someday you can explain Sean Connery's appeal to me.  I just don't get it.  Oh, now he's being chased by sharks.  See the sharks?  They don't look like nice, friendly sharks.  Now he's running away from the sharks.  That's very smart of James.  Would you like to go scuba diving someday? OK, we'll learn together.  Now he trapped the sharks!  I don't know why James Bond is fighting sharks.  I thought he fought international terrorists.  But, today, James Bond is fighting sharks.

(Never Say Never Again)

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Tonight the Knicks are playing the Celtics.  They're playing in Boston.  You can tell because the Knicks are wearing blue.  See?  The home team always wears white, and the away team wears colorful outfits.  You can also tell they're in Boston because the floor is green.  They're like that in Boston.

(Knicks v Celtics, final score 101 Knicks-110 Celtics)

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See Cigarette-Smoking Man?  Why's he going to the basement?  Because he wants to check on his baby who works there!  Who is CSM's baby? Can you guess?  It's Mulder!  Mulder is CSM's baby like you're my baby.  Although I'd like to argue that I'm a substantially better parent already. 

(Musings of a Cigarette-Smoking Man)

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In other news, Mr. Xander has his own Flickr, so he can stop clogging up mine.  It's here.  There is extreme cuteness therein.  I'm also updating his youtube channel as we speak.